just come out here and I will go home with you...
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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