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(651): View more from Minnesota

theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it

(651): View more from Minnesota

nevermind its newpaper

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(303): View more from Colorado

We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.

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(254): View more from Texas

The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I need new friends

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(757): View more from Virginia

tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?

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(330): View more from Ohio

Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?

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(224): View more from Illinois

woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training

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(205): View more from Alabama

Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.

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I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy

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(765): View more from Indiana

He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.

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