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(847): View more from Illinois

I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ew you even made it your fb status

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Ppl probably think ur having a kid

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I hope

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Love having children with random chicks

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(847): I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (1-847): Ew you even made it your fb status (1-847): Ppl probably think ur having a kid (847): I hope (847): Love having children with random chicks http://tfl.nu/8sqv

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(503): View more from Oregon

Me too!

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(503): Me too! http://tfl.nu/uciw

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(514): View more from Quebec

Good luck man

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I dont need it. Shes easy.

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(514): Good luck man (1-514): I dont need it. Shes easy. http://tfl.nu/vh2g

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

super hot butfun

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Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.

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(832): super hot butfun (832): Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make. http://tfl.nu/zsez

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(314): View more from Missouri

I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical

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(314): I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical http://tfl.nu/2sib

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(503): View more from Oregon

You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.

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(503): You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living. http://tfl.nu/kso8

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(314): View more from Missouri

My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers.

(585): View more from New York

I hate you.

(314): View more from Missouri

To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me.

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(314): My lunch today consisted of going on the brewery tour with my boss. Free pretzels and two free beers. (585): I hate you. (314): To be fair, the beers are only 8 ounces each. So maybe you just kinda dislike me. http://tfl.nu/wpxa

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(856): View more from New Jersey

you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness

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(856): you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness http://tfl.nu/oa7w

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(860): View more from Connecticut

We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys

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(860): We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys http://tfl.nu/i7wv

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(251): View more from Alabama

Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.

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(251): Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf. http://tfl.nu/98oh

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.

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(+44): We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate. http://tfl.nu/gets

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(480): View more from Arizona

He was uncircumcised

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It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis

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(480): He was uncircumcised (480): It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis http://tfl.nu/js6u

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(865): View more from Tennessee

I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.

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(865): I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck. http://tfl.nu/zkmt

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(440): View more from Ohio

its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice

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(440): its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice http://tfl.nu/6xmq

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.

(303): View more from Colorado

Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.

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(508): I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp. (303): Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex. http://tfl.nu/y0zv

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