How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
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I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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