Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
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He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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