weddingsv make me drug and hornr
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Pooping to opera.
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