goodnight i made you a song goodbye
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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