stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
her facebook's as public as her vagina
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
She tied me up with her honor cords...
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She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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