This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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