Your face is a jimmy john
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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