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Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
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Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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