You surviving the open bar?
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glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
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Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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