As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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