And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
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I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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