But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
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