Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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