they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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