woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
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Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Bring me that man meat
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I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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