Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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