This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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