One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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