i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
