yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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