so the situation is a+b=c where "a" is how much you weight, "b" is my gravitational pull, and "c" is how erect your penis is.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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