She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
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You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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