You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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