Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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