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  (415): View more from California

  the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.

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  (415): the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties. http://tfl.nu/jpbi
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  (530): View more from California

  both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.

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  (530): both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed. http://tfl.nu/da2p
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  (773): View more from Illinois

  Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment

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  (773): Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment http://tfl.nu/rjpv
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  (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night

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  (814): it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night http://tfl.nu/ia2t
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  (208): View more from Idaho

  Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.

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  (208): Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out. http://tfl.nu/579a
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  (314): View more from Missouri

  Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.

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  (314): Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good. http://tfl.nu/kvkg
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  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me

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  (479): Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me http://tfl.nu/g33s
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  (310): View more from California

  She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL

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  so no, not her best night

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  (310): She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL (310): so no, not her best night http://tfl.nu/htxy
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  (360): View more from Washington

  Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.

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  (360): Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred. http://tfl.nu/7z2u
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  (218): View more from Minnesota

  We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?

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  (218): We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant? http://tfl.nu/7kck
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  (774): View more from Massachusetts

  My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear

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  (774): My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear http://tfl.nu/ln1o
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  Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons

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  (849): Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons http://tfl.nu/2why
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  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?

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  (610): How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach? http://tfl.nu/gw61
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  (+49): View more from Germany

  She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face

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  (+49): She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face http://tfl.nu/bw7v
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  (856): View more from New Jersey

  Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.

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  (856): Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me. http://tfl.nu/z4xw
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