absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
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Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You've changed since you got that strap on
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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