I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
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Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
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And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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