It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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