Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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