so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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