I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
