So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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