belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
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I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
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She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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