She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I don't deserve a penis
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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