i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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