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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.
better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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