i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
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do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
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You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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