She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
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