We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
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when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
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He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
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