Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
Randomize
