Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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