Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
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May the power of my ass compel you!!
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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