I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
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You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
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She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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