Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
He kissed a someone with a penis
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
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So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
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My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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