so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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