Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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