Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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