im as drunk as the barefoot contessa. GET TO MY LEVEL
dude. stop pregaming the food network.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
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At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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