we should wear snuggies to the strip club
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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