I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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