He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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