bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
only you would photoshop your dick
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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