Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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