Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
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