i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Randomize
